Alice @katje@unixcorn.xyz

Its going to cost at least a thousand dollars to prevent the emergency order hes filed for. We have 20 days from today to respond. - http://paypal.me/Laurelai

What if the real antichrist was all the stupid stuff we did along the way

for sale: baby, shoes not included

Warner says he was high on somethin' called Barnyard Stardust. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to hold up a shawarma shop with a ventriloquist dummy.

even cats like to draw magickal sigils #occulttalk (source - https://mobile.twitter.com/_Hysope/status/936628905112465408) https://occult.camp/media/YBNarWUFyMkLMW74It0

there is no one else who can be you

you are irreplaceable to me

do not even doubt me on this

i see you

https://sprite.land/media/j9eHQJji6QQrRsD2CDo

BEGIN SUPERTHOUGHT
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The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away

SORRY, I HAVE PLANS WITH MY GOLDEN RETRIEVER
https://tshirtsbot.com/product/sorry-i-have-plans-with-my-golden-retriever/ #sorry #plans #MaybeTomorrowgolden #retriever

hey anyone want to buy a Cray J90/J916 for $4.1k USD
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-CRAY-C90-J916-Super-Computer-include-48-ellis-watts-trailer-mounted/172999031463?hash=item28478bbaa7:g:x6EAAOSw1QpaGg5I

@katje Order up! Here's 4 "handholding" meme(s)!

I am a day late with this, but here's the source code for my #nanogenmo entry, _The Average Novel_ https://github.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017 full text: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017/master/the-average-novel.txt https://mastodon.social/media/I2dLrdfl-IgKrYdqHko https://mastodon.social/media/jGePZsA-5EW9bnNjXeo https://mastodon.social/media/-wUO71v7b7j0n2y8e-o

Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

@Vann is a mermaid pass it on