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Its going to cost at least a thousand dollars to prevent the emergency order hes filed for. We have 20 days from today to respond. - paypal.me/Laurelai

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T***p Show more

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Warner says he was high on somethin' called Barnyard Stardust. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to hold up a shawarma shop with a ventriloquist dummy.

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BEGIN SUPERTHOUGHT
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The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away

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more ad-hoc superstitions trans girls should teach the cis Show more

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Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

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the future is Show more

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A list of fake colors Show more

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roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you