Its going to cost at least a thousand dollars to prevent the emergency order hes filed for. We have 20 days from today to respond. - http://paypal.me/Laurelai
Warner says he was high on somethin' called Barnyard Stardust. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to hold up a shawarma shop with a ventriloquist dummy.
even cats like to draw magickal sigils #occulttalk (source - https://mobile.twitter.com/_Hysope/status/936628905112465408) https://occult.camp/media/YBNarWUFyMkLMW74It0
The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away
hey anyone want to buy a Cray J90/J916 for $4.1k USD
@katje Order up! Here's 4 "handholding" meme(s)!
I am a day late with this, but here's the source code for my #nanogenmo entry, _The Average Novel_ https://github.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017 full text: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017/master/the-average-novel.txt https://mastodon.social/media/I2dLrdfl-IgKrYdqHko https://mastodon.social/media/jGePZsA-5EW9bnNjXeo https://mastodon.social/media/-wUO71v7b7j0n2y8e-o
Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
@Vann is a mermaid pass it on