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Its going to cost at least a thousand dollars to prevent the emergency order hes filed for. We have 20 days from today to respond. - paypal.me/Laurelai

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T***p Show more

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Warner says he was high on somethin' called Barnyard Stardust. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to hold up a shawarma shop with a ventriloquist dummy.

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BEGIN SUPERTHOUGHT
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The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away

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more ad-hoc superstitions trans girls should teach the cis Show more

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Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

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the future is Show more