Its going to cost at least a thousand dollars to prevent the emergency order hes filed for. We have 20 days from today to respond. - http://paypal.me/Laurelai
Warner says he was high on somethin' called Barnyard Stardust. Picked him up in Harlem after tryin' to hold up a shawarma shop with a ventriloquist dummy.
The Dark Knight (2008) is technically a Christmas movie because of the scene where the Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away
hey anyone want to buy a Cray J90/J916 for $4.1k USD
@katje Order up! Here's 4 "handholding" meme(s)!
I am a day late with this, but here's the source code for my #nanogenmo entry, _The Average Novel_ https://github.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017 full text: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/aparrish/nanogenmo2017/master/the-average-novel.txt https://mastodon.social/media/I2dLrdfl-IgKrYdqHko https://mastodon.social/media/jGePZsA-5EW9bnNjXeo https://mastodon.social/media/-wUO71v7b7j0n2y8e-o
Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
@Vann is a mermaid pass it on
roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you
and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops
it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed
twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you